November 7, 2007
Here is an amazing, but true, fact that will make you smile. I got it from http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5050302.shtml “In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.”
Who tested that? I can imagine a wayward astronaut, floating aimlessly in space with a frozen pea and a 20 oz. bottle of Pepsi.
What does this have to do with my day? Last night, I felt as if the room was 100 degrees, but I couldn’t stop shivering. I slept on the couch, quite restlessly, and got a little more than four hours of sleep. My wife all but begged me to take the day off, but I can’t. I have too much work to do to stay home.
So, I went to work today, my brain feeling like a frozen pea that came in contact with Pepsi in the weightlessness of space. Those of you who know me are aware that I don’t get sick often. But my wife will tell you that when I do get sick, it’s never a little bit or a mild illness. It’s usually a hard-hitting, head-splitting bug that lasts only a few days but makes its presence known with great force.
I plan on taking tomorrow off, for sure, to rest and possibly pay Health Plus a visit.
Wish me luck.
November 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
You do know those facts aren’t really true right?
“Never hold your nose and cover your mouth while sneezing, as it can blow your eyeballs out”.
Not true!
“Although difficult, it’s possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos. ”
“The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his “signature” on the keyboard. ”
I looked qwert yuiop up, not a real person.
Don’t fall for these!
They’re just funny
November 17th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
And this is my favorite
“A cat’s purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.”
Lame!